Processed Meats Fanatic Mugs

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"We're making progress."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."