"Ah...the sweet smell of brominated vegetable oil...it takes me right back to my school days!"
Processed Food Aficionado Mugs
Start their day with a giggle thanks to our processed food-themed mugs, featuring witty designs that celebrate snack time, instant noodles, and other tasty indulgences.
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"
'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'
"They should have quit after deep dish."
Student Food Pyramid
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'
"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."
"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."
PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!
Obese beer drinkers.
Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.
"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."
"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."
Books or Junk Food.
Fast Food Menus
"So here we are...the great outdoors!"
"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"
'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'
Pizza and Related Searches.
'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'
"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"
Rat's Ass.
'If you eat that you'll get FAT and DIE!'
'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'
"Nurse, do you mind handing me one of those donuts?"
Processed Food Aficionado Mugs Collection
Processed Food Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy processed food pillows that make any snack corner more inviting and fun-filled.
Processed Food Aficionado Prints
Browse our processed food art prints to add a whimsical, foodie-inspired touch to any room.
Processed Food Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our witty processed food t-shirts, ideal for fans who want to wear their snack obsession with pride.