Processed Meat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, there are organs in it, so, yeah, I guess you could say it's 'organic'!"

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Family Butcher.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

*=Hotdog

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

"Everything here is very fresh."

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Too rare perhaps?

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Ah, beef jerky being cured.

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."