Processed Cheese Lover Gifts

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

The worm that churned!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Cheese Pile

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Cheese Secret

Holy Macaroni,

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Studying String Cheese Theory

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'