Procedure Paparazzo Gifts

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Pooperrazzi

M-Day

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Swinging through the jungle.

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Hopscotch landing zone.

Self Practice for Paratroopers

Press Pass

Photographers Then and Now.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."