Procedure Paparazzo Gifts

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Pooperrazzi

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

M-Day

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Swinging through the jungle.

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

Press Pass

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Self Practice for Paratroopers

Hopscotch landing zone.

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

Photographers Then and Now.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."