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the bureaucrat's desk

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Kirsten Johnson

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Ennio Morricone

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Annexe 8

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Tribal masks.

Djargo.

Anatomy.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Anatomy.

Quantum Mechanics.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."