Probate Specialist Pillows

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'My final offer.'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Before The Merger.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

'Consolidation is tearing us apart.'

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

The Controversial Will

Lawrence of Arbitration

"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"

'Suddenly, I feel quite vulnerable.'

'The negotiation is in total deadlock. It's time for the medieval option.'

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

A Over Crowded Office.

Man driving a single wheel

"There's nothing left. He made sure all his accounts were hacked."

'Your grandfather's will is quite specific. You just get his ashes... and those only after they're been sifted and any gold teeth removed!'