Pro-paper Gift Giver Gifts

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Stationery Shop

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

The Authentic Christmas.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

I love Fountain Pens

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

She always gave such earnest presents

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Organic Filing

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

An Organic Christmas

Please use both sides of the paper.

Re-Gifting/Recycling

'02 days without a paper cut.'

The only guy left who's not online.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Cocktails for dogs

"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."

'Wow. .. The only way that could possibly get any worse, is if you put the wrapping paper inside the box.'

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'

"I'm making 1000 copies for my lesson on wasting resources."

"Our company started 5000 years ago. Back then, we were 'U&R Papyrus'."

'Look - why don't I just check out your website, and email a list of stuff I want!'