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'Here's your rake, Phil! Can I borrow your snow blower?!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

A dog at the bakery.

Sea Change.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Dogs and Cake

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

The vegan hunter

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Ocean Plastic blues

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."