Pro Bono Work Gifts

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

My first pro bono case.

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

Christmas bonus

'As your lawer, I'm telling you this for nothing, I can't believe I just said that!'

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

'Jailhouse bono!'

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

'Have you worked at a non-profit before?' 'Yes! and believe it or not, they blamed me!'

Housing association charities resist government right-to-buy proposals.

"I may be a mere grant applicant now, but I assure you, in my past life, I was a prominent philanthropist."