Nonprofit Work Gifts

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

"AARP"

"Your grant application was rejected, and now your back is acting up something terrible. Is that correct, Mr. Lewis?"

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Nuclear Proliferation

Refugee Crisis

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

'Profit or non-profit?'

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Components of the program vs. funds.

"It's true we're a non-profit, but that's not by choice."

I work for a nonprofit organization. Me, too. I appear in a comic strip.