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'...and in the event of a re-match, the winner of tonight's fight will receive 60% of the gate receipts...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

Boxing Bull Fight

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

"That's one of my husbands silly old boxing trophies."

Ref': 'Okay i want a clean fight, and no hitting below the belt.'

New Olympic Event: Tibetan Boxing.

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"