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"That's one of my husbands silly old boxing trophies."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

A Little Extra

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Superhero with Acrophobia

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

No hitting below the belt!

Mike Tyson

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."