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"That's one of my husbands silly old boxing trophies."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Turkish Democracy

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Such petulance!'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'