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'Do unto him as he's doing unto you.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

End of Affirmative Action

A street fight.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Fraud Squad

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Shadow Punch

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

"So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."