Privateer At Heart Gifts

Have a very piratical Birthday

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I spy with my little eye…"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Mou...Man trap!

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"How many letters can you read?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

A spy

Pet Drone