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The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

No Immediate Danger

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

A Little Extra

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Hello from the shed.

CCTV in church.

Data From a Truck

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Ditch the Phones