"Our privacy policy has changed."
Privacy Law Expert Gifts
Finding a gift for a privacy law expert just got easier. Celebrate their expertise with our range of clever and stylish items that recognize their vital role in safeguarding personal information. From mugs for their morning coffee to witty T-shirts, our collection is tailored for legal professionals who thrive on protecting privacy laws and data. Whether for a celebration or just because, these products make it clear that you appreciate their dedication to privacy rights.
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Privacy - Surveillance
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
Police Statetion
"Yes, I'm alone."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
CCTV in church.
Privacy
Presidential surveillance ass!"
The Best Defense
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
Privacy Law Expert Gifts Collection
Privacy Law Expert Mugs
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