Prison Pundit T-Shirts

Express their sharp wit with our prison pundit-themed T-shirts. Perfect for those who love to wear their interest in justice and clever commentary proudly—comfortable, fun, and full of character.

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I made my money the old fashioned way... I printed it.

I made my money the old fashioned way... I printed it. mockup

I made my money the old fashioned way... I printed it.

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'I was innocent until proven guilty, which took about fifteen minutes.'

'I was innocent until proven guilty, which took about fifteen minutes.' mockup

'I was innocent until proven guilty, which took about fifteen minutes.'

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'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.' mockup

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

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'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.' mockup

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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Stop and Birch

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When staffing agencies screw up.

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"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!" mockup

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?' mockup

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

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Mismanagement Consultant.

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'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..' mockup

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

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"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?" mockup

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

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"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough." mockup

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

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Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now. mockup

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

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'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.' mockup

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?" mockup

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

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Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year. mockup

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

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'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.' mockup

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

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'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.' mockup

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

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'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!' mockup

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

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EU-budget fight

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Ostrich with head buried in newspaper mockup

Ostrich with head buried in newspaper

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Convict Decor

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.' mockup

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

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"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun." mockup

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

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"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!" mockup

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

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"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

"I know that you've always enoyed your work." mockup

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

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Post Office fraud wing in a prison. mockup

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

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Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street. mockup

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

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'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.' mockup

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

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Newspaper circulation gauge.

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'They got me for 'hate-texting.'' mockup

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

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Martha bakes with her new friends. mockup

Martha bakes with her new friends.

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Prison Pundit T-Shirts Collection

Prison Pundit Mugs

Explore our collection of prison pundit mugs and find a clever, humorous way to start their day with a coffee or tea that sparks conversation.

Prison Pundit Pillows

Check out our prison pundit pillows for a humorous and stylish addition to their cozy space, showcasing their love of justice and clever commentary.

Prison Pundit Prints

Visit our prints section to find a striking piece that captures the humor and insight of a true prison pundit, perfect for their home or office decor.