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Piano Stocks.

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Prisoner still life painting.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'I'd rather be playing football.'

First Piano Lesson

Piano Prompt

"You're welcome."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

A confinement of convicts

Ah Ha!

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Pianist

'I thought your husband was a pianist.'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Melody Cockroach.

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Requiem

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

Super-modified grand piano.

Pianorobics.

"Prose & Cons."

Prisoner escape

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

A Concert.

"In the absence of a piano....."

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'