Prison Movie Buff Mugs

"My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!"

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

Food Chain Gang

"In for? I'm a diabolical maniac who's just happy to be here."

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'