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When stupid prisoners play Baseball

"White Collar Prison"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'

"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

Santa visits prison.

"I think I found the problem...."

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

The great escape.