Prison Governor Prints

'Don't talk to me about prison over-crowding...I'm the governor!'

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'With the benefit of hindsight I guess we shouldn't have asked the Governor to declare our tunnel open.'

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"I don't think we should assign Dr shipman to the prison hospital quite yet."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Skeptic Tank.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Minority Report

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Jerry Brown.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Madoff and devil.

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Freedom Book.

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Are you free at the moment?'