Prison Management Prints

Prison Service Guard sitting at his desk with 'Inside' and 'Outside' trays.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Madoff and devil.

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Freedom Book.

'Are you free at the moment?'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Prison Romance.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Police Lineup Escape

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'