Prison Anniversary Pillows

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

Saved...life is good!

Tic-tac-toe

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'm glad you're open again."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"You've been avoiding me." "Have not, Uncle Mort." "For weeks, you've been dashing out of rooms as soon as I entered." "Coincidence." "What about when I knocked on your door yesterday and you jumped out the back window?" "Look, Uncle Mort, I just didn't want to go through what I went through in 1994." "I was just going to say one thing about the 30th anniversary of the OJ Simpson 'trial of the century!'" "You would think the 'trial of the century' would've been the Nuremberg trials!"

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'And HERE they are Ladies and Gentlemen! PUT YOUR hands together for Kenderwell Hospital's NEW BREED of Microsurgeon!'

Barnaby in Newgate

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

Freedom

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates