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'I see the printer is acting up again.'

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

In/Out.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."