Printer Wizards Pillows

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?

Man feeding his computer money.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The First Printed Bible

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'