Printer Wizards Prints

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

If Disney was a software company

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Why do you need so many computers?

Man feeding his computer money.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

The First Printed Bible

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"