Printer Guru Prints

'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

If nobody had invented graphics

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

ACME Balloon Company.

Let's Celebrate

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

The First Printed Bible

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

But under a different accounting convention ...

'And right here they merged...'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

Books / Coffee table books

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'