Printer Prints

1907: An unfortunate mis-print ruins Baden-Powell's first book launch.

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

Breakfast Printing Press

Fake Diplomas

"This Gutenberg contraption is going to change everything."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"I can't believe we didn't get into self-publishing a long time ago."

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

A medieval printer screaming because his finger is caught in wooden printing press.

Condensed Books.

Gutenberg

'One of us had a vision that in the future something called eBooks will put us scribes out of business.'

"Of course I could print...um...other stuff instead...."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

Printers

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

Pierre Bonnard.

'Business is booming!'

'Back off, you're not my type.'

Al, that's crazy talk. It's not crazy talk, doctor, it's merely a crazy font.

"Sorry sir, we only supply black ink..."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

Printing and Engraving. I want my motorcycle company letterhead to include an image of our product. A stationery bike!

Printing Room

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

I know it's just a prototype, Gutenberg, but you need something that will handle more than 140 characters.

The First Printed Bible

"I need 7 billion leaflets saying 'Surrender Earthlings'!"