Printmaking Prints

"Obviously your cane is too long."

Alberto Giacometti.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Condensed Books.

Home Business - Business Cards.