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'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

I've always been slower than computers...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Rodins rotten juggler

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"You're late."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'