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Books / Coffee table books

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

I've always been slower than computers...

Creative accounting.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"You're late."

Rodins rotten juggler

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'