Print Parody Lover Pillows

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"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"See? No socialists."