Prince Seeker Gifts

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

The Wishing Well

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Tango

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Wow! Check out the moon."