Prince Seeker Gifts

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

My Knight in shining Armour.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Funnel of Love.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Try a danged head shot!"

Tango