Primitive Permaculturist Gifts

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mammoth Posing

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Now do you believe me?"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I think we should get a dog."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.