Permaculture Gifts

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bumble Bee

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'That plant food really works!'

"Mulch madness"

Building giant sand pies.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Children's Imagination

Flower growing on a compost heap.

You will always find a spot to garden

'I had a cough at the time!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Bird nesting in the garden.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?