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"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Now do you believe me?"

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"So, smartypants, what's this gonna do to our carbon footprint?"

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'Wheel? Who needs a wheel! What we need is a COMB!'

"Did you just say ROLL ON the long summer evenings?"