Primitive Chef Prints

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Spatula Conductor

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Cave Painter

Artist and chiken

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

Multi-Functional

Early 3D home entertainment systems.