Primitive Cuisine Lover Prints

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"I think we should get a dog."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"Now do you believe me?"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

The Birth of Free Market Economics. I wish I had a rock. I wish I had a stick. (Published originally on August 8, 2005.)

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."

"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

"Just going clubbing..."

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'Wheel? Who needs a wheel! What we need is a COMB!'

"Did you just say ROLL ON the long summer evenings?"