Planetary Chef Prints

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

Keith Floyd.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

Solar Range.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"What's good here?"

Flying Sauces

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

"Our deluxe meal kit delivery service is only $20 more per month, and he'll even do the dishes."

'Oh Billy, this is so romantic.'

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.

Cull people who waste leftover food.