Prime Minister Follower Pillows

On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

American Bombs

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

International investment summit

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

John McCain

An Arm and a Leg.

Duchess of Cambridge

"I Win!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Brexit Cliff Edge

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

"It's going to be a tough four years."

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8 years of GOP economics.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

'. . . But where's the beef?'