On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls.
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'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
Palin 2012
American Bombs
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
John McCain
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
International investment summit
Foreign policy
An Arm and a Leg.
'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'
"You may now place the ring on the bride..."
If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11
Duchess of Cambridge
'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'
'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .
"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."
"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."
"I Win!!!"
Brexit Cliff Edge
Al-assad back to the world stage
"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"
RFK Jr Anti-Vax
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"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"
Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.
'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'
"The latest poll numbers must be out."
The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'
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