Prime Minister Fan Gifts

David Lloyd George

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're on a what?!"

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Barak Obama on the Globe

Abraham Lincoln

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Little boy dragon

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

George W. Bush

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Obama holding up the earth

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

"No more stress!"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Self - toppling

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Greek Crisis

Biden Wins

"I liked you better as George Washington."

Thoughts about a comfort

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

Prince