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'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

The Young Couple

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

I heart my bum.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Proud parent praise their child

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'Don't bother to explain, I wasn't born-again yesterday.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

'In other sports, Jimmy Sheinblum once again won the world' strongest man competition after staying married to his wife Zelda for yet another year.'

War & Peace

Just Married

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'He likes to keep his big win a secret but his wife doesn't...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

"Just six months ago, he was completely feral."

'You've bought your wife a get-well card every day this month - isn't that awfully expensive?' 'Yeah, but it's still cheaper than sending her to the doctor.'

"See how much better our talks go when you keep your trap shut?"

"I'm not coming in without her."

Man feels national pride when runners pass.

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Proud parent and honor roll student.