Passionate Partner T-Shirts

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Tree Passion

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Christmas Pets

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Cupid

Unconditional Loveseat

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

Snake Eyes