Pride Navigator Prints

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

God save the Queen.

Mine Shaft of Love.

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

Motorway of the Self

PRIDE!

Jewish Hall of Nachas

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"But first, our national anthem."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Bumper Cars of Love.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

...In a Relationship

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Happy Valentine's Day

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"Cute... But way too young."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Love Park: You Are Here

' Kiss me'

'Don't I get a manual or something.'