Pride Navigator Mugs

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

God save the Queen.

Motorway of the Self

Jewish Hall of Nachas

PRIDE!

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

...In a Relationship

"But first, our national anthem."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

Happy Valentine's Day

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Cute... But way too young."

' Kiss me'

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Love Park: You Are Here

'Don't I get a manual or something.'