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'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

"Quote, Bill, unquote."

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

"Hey, Tim. Nice to finally put a face to Emily’s disdain."

"Everyone, this is Harold. He's a lawyer."

'It helps you navigate around celebrity parties.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

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