Prickle-proof Adventurer Gifts

"We got the cactus account!"

First aid in mountains

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

A Prickly Pair

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Don Quixote

Rogue elephant

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

An old lady Kitesurfing

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Fly fishing.

Man on Island.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Snakeboarding.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."