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"We got the cactus account!"

First aid in mountains

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

A Prickly Pair

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

Rogue elephant

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Man on Island.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch