Price Tag Scrutinizer Pillows

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Everything's gone up."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Less is more.

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

Art attack.

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

Bring down the Airlines.

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

Martin Health M.D. - practice limited to six figure diseases.